The rumors are true. Not a scrap of toilet paper to be found on Walmart’s shelves – not one tiny shard. The Corona virus has absconded with every roll. Whatever will we do if we run out of it, so to speak. Here are some priorities to ponder. What would we do with an abundance of toilet paper and not a morsel of food in the cupboard? Would we saute the TP in water and sprinkle in a few herbs, then choke it down? Think of the countless millions of humans who have lived and died without ever seeing, let alone squeezing, even one precious roll of Charmin. People make do; we are an inventive tribe. Anyone in dire need is welcome to come into my yard and gather all the oak leaves he or she desires. I’m happy to share!
