PINKERTON TALE #14

SEX ED EXTRAORDINAIRE

Tiffany is convinced that she is a princess, and has us pretty much believing her. Tiffany writes exquisite poetry that can bring me to the verge of tears. She twirls into the room, long flowery skirt flowing out below her wesket, wild red curls cascading down around her shoulders. This morning Tiffany made her entrance, announcing in full voice, “Today we learned that Giovanni Fallopio invented the condom in the mid 1500’s. Men used to tie them on with pink ribbons. I don’t think that’s very manly  – do you?”