Language barriers can be challenging! These signs and notices written in English were discovered around the world.
Car rental brochure in Tokyo: When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with vigor.
Acapulco hotel: The manager has personally passed all the water served here.
Norwegian cocktail lounge: Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.
Outside a Paris tailor shop: Dresses for street walking.
Polish hotel menu: Salad a firm’s own make: limpid red beet soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger, roasted duck let loose, beef rashers beaten up in country fashion.
Austrian skiing hotel: Not to perambulate the corridors in the hours of repose in the boots of ascension.
Bucharest hotel lobby: The lift is being fixed for the next day. During the time we regret that you will be unbearable.
Swedish furrier: Fur coats made for ladies from their own skin.
Istanbul dentist: American dentist; teeth extracted by latest Methodists
French hotel: A sports jacket may be worn to dinner but no trousers.
London pub: Wanted – man to wash dishes and two waitresses.
